While many Americans are feeling financially squeezed, I spend like a peasant and live like royalty. I may not hold land or title, but thanks to the money I save shopping at Costco, I can still live it up.
We will convert an NYC subway into a royal ride. With ornate decor and serving stations of Costco staples like pizza, hot dogs, chicken bakes, and of course, samples, this train is fit for a king and a queen.
In a Spotify wrapped style, we are going to share with our members the summary of their yearly purchases on the Costco App. We will be giving royal titles based on customers shopping habits. All of our royal members will be encouraged to share their titles on social, and different titles will unlock different rewards.
In this collaboration with AirBnB, we will offer travel packages to castles around the United States, complete with airfare, rental car, and a week long booking. The castles will be stocked full of Costco everything, from furniture, electronics, and groceries to make your stay as regal as possible.
We are going to partner with the preferred brand of English Royalty, Barbour, to create the Kirkland Signature Royal Crest Line. In typical Costco fashion, these items will be manufactured by Barbour but branded with the Kirkland Crest, so you get the regal quality at a peasant’s price. Wear what the royals wear. Don’t pay what the royals pay.